http://www.sillywhitegirl.com Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:50:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en he's the police officer, not the perp: Beer cans hurled at police officer, cruiser Posted by The Times of Trenton August 16, 2007 7:22PM EAST WINDSOR -- Two men are charged with assaulting a township police officer by launching large beer cans at his patrol vehicle, one of which struck him in the ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=89 i am more than happy to support good personal hygiene, but for the second time in a few weeks, i have caught someone flossing inappropriately. although yesterdays flosser did not pose a direct threat to my life, per se (see july 13th entry entitled “people are morons, part 45”), i ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=86 when i was in third grade, in my class was a girl name desiree. the entire school ostracized her because she had had lice and, back then, people with lice had to have their heads shaved. although i never made fun of her, i left her alone and never defended ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=85 i have had elliott smith’s song, twilight, in my head for the past few days. i wonder if his music is miles above most due, in part, to the profound sadness surrounding it. next to one of my favorite restaurants, malo, is the ‘elliott smith tribute wall’ which never fails ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=84 i am in love. all i want to do is watch battlestar gallactica while eating ben & jerry’s coffee heath bar crunch & peanut butter cup. it doesnt get much better than this. i think i might even prefer the show to the ‘cream, and that means serious shit. rob ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=83 today i found myself on the treadmill at the gym with jerry springer dangling dangerously close to my head. while i was happy to concentrate on the offerings of my blessed ipod, i couldn’t help but feel my eyes repeatedly drift to the subtitles on the tv above me, and ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=80 we were just coming home from dinner in santa monica, and passed a woman driving on the 10 freeway at about 70 mph while flossing her teeth. she was looking in the mirror and, as is customary, using both hands to floss. i have witnessed people reading scripts while driving, ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=79 in a crowded city where one is likely to see depressing car accidents that put them in a tailspin for weeks (see below), there is the welcomed gift that is hbo. i sincerely hope that you are watching ‘flight of the conchords’ every week. those kooky dudes from new zealand ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=78 about a week ago, april and i were driving to dinner in atwater village when we came upon an accident that had apparently just happened. the first thing we saw were about five cars spread out over the road in an unnatural configuration. then i noticed a figure lying face ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=77 i hadn’t been to las vegas in seven years, which is apparently long enough to forget how annoying it is. where are all those people from? they are everywhere. every inch of the city is swarming with people. its like one big ant hill, but instead of ants, its ... http://www.sillywhitegirl.com/?p=76