we were just coming home from dinner in santa monica, and passed a woman driving on the 10 freeway at about 70 mph while flossing her teeth. she was looking in the mirror and, as is customary, using both hands to floss.
i have witnessed people reading scripts while driving, but using both hands to floss while on a major freeway on a friday night pretty much takes the cake. a few obvious questions come to mind, such as, “if both hands were in your mouth, what were you using to man the steering wheel?” and “what could possibly have been stuck in your teeth that would demand such immediate extraction so as to justify risking your life, plus the lives of dozens of others?”
the only logical scenario i could come up with was that it must have been a bomb. i am obviously one of the lucky ones who have been spared the wrath of those crazy tooth bombs the al qaeda is planting in the mouths of asian americans.
now that i have wisely realized that flossing driver is no longer my enemy, but my hero, i retire for a guaranteed peaceful nights sleep.
‘night.
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