i am more than happy to support good personal hygiene, but for the second time in a few weeks, i have caught someone flossing inappropriately.
although yesterdays flosser did not pose a direct threat to my life, per se (see july 13th entry entitled “people are morons, part 45”), i find it equally wrong to floss in the middle of the sporting goods aisle at target. especially if you are going to immediately use those same tarter-encrusted fingers to push a cart that hundreds of others will use after you. how much more gross can you possibly get? well, i suppose you could sit in front of me in class every week and floss after enjoying your sandwich. that was fun to watch for 12 weeks.
as a side note, yesterdays trip to target also revealed a woman in the rug aisle talking loudly on her cell phone about real estate, finally ending her conversation with, “okey-dokey artichoky!” i didn’t know people really talked like that.
makes me want to stay holed up in the house more often. it can be pretty dangerous out there.
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